so quiche

Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin. My soul.

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centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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forebidden:

yungterra:

audize:

Who the hell is dale

pinball concert

I think about this post every day

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

"Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour."Unknown (via perfect)

lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

wearesorryfortheinconvenience:

my friend is CONVINCED he is the one who brought on post limit. a few years ago he was reblogging a single picture as fast as he could as many times as he could and then the server crashed and ever since then people started hitting a post limit

its his fault we go through this

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bUT IDK MAN I THINK THERE IS PLENTY OF FUCKIN REASON TO BE UPSET

mangomamita:

i hope you are ok and safe

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
"You don’t miss me.
I should remember that.
I should fucking remember that."
a.s., baby, what did i do (via mossyribs)

lamapalooza:

when your bestfriend replaces u

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